What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?

a Brrrrr-ito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramboton
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I wrote a ballad about tortillas.

It's actually a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I've just written a song about tortillas

Actually, it's more of a rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyBeard27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What sound does a tortilla chip make when sneezing?

nACHOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larsmeimei
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually it’s more of a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morgan3man17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?

Quackamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Last night my wife says "Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?"

I looked deep into her eyes and said "I'm nacho delivery service. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skotgil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I finished writing my tortilla joke

That's a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banks987
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I just wrote a song about tortilla's

It's a (w)rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjesse04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day.

My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philopean12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Optimists: Its tortilla

Pessimists: Its tortino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla

To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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If you love tortilla chips and cheese

Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDMskater04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.

They don't taco 'bout it much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.

You know. In queso emergency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?

Boy, nacho day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leilakontet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I had to use tortillas while making an Indian recipe, but nobody seemed to notice.

It seems my guests were naan the wiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comma-Kazie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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There's a great new song out about tortillas

It's a wrap song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MantisGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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My daughter told me she'd get in trouble if she refused the rolled tortilla sandwich she was offered

So I took the wrap for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why can't I open this bag of flour tortillas?

Because it's Mission: Impossible.

(Credit to my wife who said that and started singing the movie theme when I was having trouble opening the bag)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Did I ever tell you the story of when I woke up covered in tortillas?

I had been keeping it under wraps

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?

He's afraid of that chip tonight.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I have a good joke about tortillas...

but I'm afraid that it might be too corny to tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curiousincident
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Have you ever seen a tortilla strip?

No, I don’t have that kind of cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stolensupra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What's a tortilla chip's favorite game at the state fair?

Whack-a-mol-ey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkerthedeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?

Na-choo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20154Ryan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?

Squacamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfTheBored
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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I just wrote a song about tortillas...

actually it’s more like a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonecrusher9874
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Nacho__Cheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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So I wrote a song about tortillas

Actually, it’s more of a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urban_Knight99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually it’s more of a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiniMcCarthy
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I wrote as song about a tortilla..

It's actually more of a wrap....no ? Can we tacoabout it maybe ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I wrote a song about tortillas

Actually it is more of a rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I just wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well, it's more of a rap really.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it's a wrap song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KookyKlutz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually it was more of a wrap.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I wrote a song about a sandwich in a tortilla

Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it's a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkumbagMatte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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You know I wrote a song about a tortilla?

Actually, it was more of a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringerstinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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I made a song about tortillas...

Well actually it’s a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frooski-Boi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I made a song about a tortilla today.

It was actually more of a wrap...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oskr1617
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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