What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?

25.4 millimeter-iladas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footiladas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hakuna-matodda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Enchiladas are just Americanized BS.

Everywhere else they’re centimeteriladas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidstinkypoop
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Making enchiladas and I asked my sister if she wanted any

Her: Ask me me they're finished

Me: When are they finished?

Instant eye roll

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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What do you get when you have 12 enchiladas?

A foot-ilada.

To which my 3 year old said, " Dad, you need to work on your jokes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thai_mish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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Dad cracked this one at the dinner table.

Me: Reach for the jalapenos to put on my enchiladas

Dad: Be careful. Those jalapenos can get really personal.

Me: What?

Dad: Yeah, they'll get jalap-en-yo business.

Me: Laugh hysterically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suedestacks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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Got my wife while putting away dinner.

After having enchiladas for dinner tonight, I told her that we have too much sauce, next time she should make enchilittle sauce instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDubStep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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I was at a Mexican restaurant with my fiance....

Went to dinner at a nice Mexican restaurant with my fiance and ordered a taco, burrito, and enchilada combo plate. When the food came I asked her,
"Is it just me, or does this seem bigger than an inch?"
(Her) "What do you mean?".
(Me) "Well it's call an 'Inch-a-lota'....".

Needless to say her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she sighed the ultimate sigh of dad-joke disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katos913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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If Mexico uses the Metric system...

...then why do they call it an Enchilada?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingerstick13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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What's the Mexican Netflix & Chill?

Netflix Enchilada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emichbe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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Dad hit me with another cheesy joke just now.

I'm making enchiladas for my work tomorrow but I forgot to buy baby jack cheese for my cheese enchiladas. I've been calling stores to ask them ahead if they have any, but no store in my neighborhood has it.

I told my dad about my frustrations as I was calling Food 4 Less, and my dad said, "Hey if they don't have it, tell them - tell 'em, 'Well you guys don't have JACK!'"

I then put my hands on my face began groaning as he closed out with, "I perform every Monday through Thursday!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinabimo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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Cracked a dad joke on the most appropriate day: my dad's birthday

Preface: My dad, mom, and I went out to eat mexican food. Like we usually do, we order a huge platter of nachos and demolish the whole thing. Surely we are full even before our main course arrives. We all ordered combination platters that consisted of, burritos, enchiladas, and tacos which were overflowing with lettuce that no one except for my mom wanted to eat. My mom kept on nagging my dad and I to eat the lettuce so that it would lighten us up and make us feel less full:

Mom (for the 10th time): You boys should eat your lettuce. Come on now.

Me: Mom lettuce be!

Immediately my mom cringed and groaned, while my dad, after repeating the joke, gave a hearty chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadsspaghetti
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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