I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater

Now I have tostitos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargeYourBattery
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Over chips and dip.

We had those Tostitos Scoops chips and I found a chip that was flat, so it apparently hadn't gone through the machine that makes it into the bowl shape. Showed my dad and he said "I guess we'll have to talk to the Scoopervisor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shellumsparkles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2013
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The weather forecast in Mexico is

Chili today, hot tamale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaogeorge3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What's a sock's favorite snack?

Tostitos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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My little brother joked us in the kitchen

A little background: we are eating Mexican food for dinner. Tostitoes and salsa are out on the table and my brother and I were snacking on them while waiting.

Mom (feeling the granite countertop): "oh no, there's a chip in the counter!"

Brother (holds out salsa): "here, I bet it'd go good with this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingcarpet23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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