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Chili today, hot tamale

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👤︎ u/zhaogeorge3
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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Over chips and dip.

We had those Tostitos Scoops chips and I found a chip that was flat, so it apparently hadn't gone through the machine that makes it into the bowl shape. Showed my dad and he said "I guess we'll have to talk to the Scoopervisor."

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👤︎ u/shellumsparkles
📅︎ Aug 07 2013
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What's a sock's favorite snack?

Tostitos.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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My little brother joked us in the kitchen

A little background: we are eating Mexican food for dinner. Tostitoes and salsa are out on the table and my brother and I were snacking on them while waiting.

Mom (feeling the granite countertop): "oh no, there's a chip in the counter!"

Brother (holds out salsa): "here, I bet it'd go good with this"

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👤︎ u/walkingcarpet23
📅︎ Aug 19 2014
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