Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Brocco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.

I have never had a beef with one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me

I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Janglehothx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a vegan coffee?

De-calf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/embersk1es
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My wife asked me β€œcan vegans have dogs?”

I said: β€œnot for lunch”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okhtak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhotdog82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What kind of self defence do vegans use?

Tofu

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If two vegans get into a fight...

...is it still considered a beef?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskelmaikel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My wife wants to go vegan

I feel like my marriage is at steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legend_1_am
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why do vegans only use Zoom?

Because they hate Google Meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a vegan dog?

An ambulance.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...

I called it being Vagitarian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanteer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?

Because he might celery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do vegan zombies eat?

BRANS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.

They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4cml
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call starving vegans?

Hungry hungry hippies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snugs4lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beewthanitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

His name was Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Being vegan...

is a huge missed steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....

Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Vegans find it hard to use bottled ketchup

It might be allowed on their diet, but they think it’s not ok to β€˜break seal’

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why are vegans more straight than non-vegeterians?

Because they dont like meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AagavOjha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?

At the vege-table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why don't vegans have sex?

Beating meat is animal cruelty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatchULancelot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?

Because they don’t have beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Just kill and don’t go vegan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A vegan podiatrist becomes a cannibal, the first thing he eats is

Toe food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkunmytime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why don't vegans fight for human rights?

Because they don't like beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejeshk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club

But i swear ive never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I am a social vegan.

I avoid meet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother

Brocco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?

Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.

Never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;

Broco Lee

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.

It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbra
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleRoyaIe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.

I have never had a beef with one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

Broco Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross

dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/europiece-of-shit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What’s the name of Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

Broco Lee

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What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAIIIINNNSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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