Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
What do you call a vegan coffee?
My wife asked me “can vegans have dogs?”
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
What kind of self defence do vegans use?
If two vegans get into a fight...
...is it still considered a beef?
My wife wants to go vegan
I feel like my marriage is at steak
Why do vegans only use Zoom?
Because they hate Google Meet.
What do you call a vegan dog?
My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...
I called it being Vagitarian.
Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?
What do vegan zombies eat?
At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
What do you call starving vegans?
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....
Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!
Vegans find it hard to use bottled ketchup
It might be allowed on their diet, but they think it’s not ok to ‘break seal’
Why are vegans more straight than non-vegeterians?
Because they dont like meat.
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?
Why don't vegans have sex?
Beating meat is animal cruelty.
Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?
Because they don’t have beef.
Just kill and don’t go vegan
A vegan podiatrist becomes a cannibal, the first thing he eats is
Why don't vegans fight for human rights?
Because they don't like beef.
A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.
I have never had a beef with one.
Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?
Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
What’s the name of Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?
What do vegan zombies eat?
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