A list of puns related to "Enzymes"
You can't make a enzyme...
You can't hear an enzyme
Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184
But it was too complex.
Don't pay her.
Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).
Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!
Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.
Me: Whaaaaaat?
Dad: Cause I like to light it up!
When it enzyme going to sleep.
I'd have to be DJ Enzyme... because I'm always breaking it down.
Enzyme shitting myself.
You can't hear an enzyme...
You can't hear an enzyme
You can't hear an enzyme
You can’t hear an enzyme
You can’t hear an enzyme.
You won't hear an enzyme in a brothel
You can't hear an enzyme.
(my dad's favorite joke)
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