What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?

You can't make a enzyme...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JehovasHitMan
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What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme

Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184

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I tried making a pun on enzymes and substrates today...

But it was too complex.

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Do you know how to make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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Dad oneup'd my joke in the car today.

Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).

Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!

Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.

Me: Whaaaaaat?

Dad: Cause I like to light it up!

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I am watching a film about science puns.

When it enzyme going to sleep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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If I were a DJ

I'd have to be DJ Enzyme... because I'm always breaking it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/command_613
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I have a biology exam tomorrow..

Enzyme shitting myself.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme...

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Whats the difference between an enzyme and a hormone

You can't hear an enzyme

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What's the difference between and enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme

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What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme

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What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boom223
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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You won't hear an enzyme in a brothel

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

(my dad's favorite joke)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sheak4201
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How do you make a hormone

Don’t pay her

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