Over chips and dip.

We had those Tostitos Scoops chips and I found a chip that was flat, so it apparently hadn't gone through the machine that makes it into the bowl shape. Showed my dad and he said "I guess we'll have to talk to the Scoopervisor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shellumsparkles
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When a stock trader starts talking about buying "blue chips" and "dip" this is what comes to mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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A gimmick restaurant that only serves various combinations of chips and dips

I'll call it 'Just The Dip'

(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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What do you call a California Highway Patrol Officer with a can of Skoal?

CHIPS and dip πŸ™Œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveNatty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Cheese!

A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.

The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.

C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!

M: K.....So?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altus-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My parents were going out tonight

We got Taco Bell for my sister and I. I was going to dip a tortilla chip in my sister's cheese dip when my dad said: hey that's nachyo cheese. I'm scared to borrow food off of someone now.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Embarrassed the wife at a party with this one

Host dips her chip into a bowl of taco dip, breaks chip, new person arrives at the front door, host gives up and walks away with chip stuck in dip.

Person next to me: "Wow, she just left it in there."

Me: "Yeah, she abandoned chip..."

Wife just groans and walks away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0ck_l0bster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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Restraunt dad joke

Just a few minutes ago me and my parents were sitting at a restraunt and we got some chips and cheese. I dipped a chip and got to much cheese on my chip. My dad was getting some cheese on his chip while I was trying to get some cheese back in the bowl. I then told my dad to watch his fingers. He looked at his fingers on his other hand and said "well they're not doing anything interesting." I giggled to myself until cheese feel of my chip onto the table.

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