Tamales Puns

A list of puns related to "Tamales"

I recently ate at an east African restaurant. On their menu, one of the items was a mini tamale...

They called it a Somali.

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👤︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
📅︎ Jun 21 2018
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Taken On way to work today - Chili Today, Hot Tamale!
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👤︎ u/thejacster89
📅︎ Nov 04 2017
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Why did the tamale go to the hospital?

Por que tamalito.

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👤︎ u/LEGEND5000
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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I gave a Tamale to Molly
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👤︎ u/chattahoochee
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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Whenever someone says “it’s chilly outside” I feel compelled to reply:

You know what they say, chili today hot tamale

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👤︎ u/Techreus
📅︎ May 31 2021
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What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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What’s the weather like in Mexico?

Chili today, hot tamale.

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👤︎ u/SkipperBiff
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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You pepper believe it
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👤︎ u/Lew-Sir
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic

It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Dad jokes galore: Candy company settles with mid-Missouri man over underfilled boxes

A settlement has been reached in one of the sweetest lawsuits ever to be filed in federal court, but details of the payday are under wrappers.

Daryl White Jr. of Belle, Missouri, didn’t sugar coat his anger about paying a dollar apiece for boxes of Mike and Ikes and Hot Tamales that were only two-thirds full. Determined not to be a sucker, he hired counsel and paid the U.S. District Court Western District of Missouri a $400 filing fee to sue Just Born Inc., the candymaker’s parent company, for alleged deceptive advertising and unjust enrichment.

SOURCE

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👤︎ u/missourijake
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Dad, whats for dinner?

Dad: Chili tonight, hot tamale.

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👤︎ u/throwawayfrowork
📅︎ May 21 2013
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Said at every sushi restaurant ever...

Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?

Chilly today, hot tamago!

Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.

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👤︎ u/ccab
📅︎ Dec 26 2013
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The weather forecast in Mexico is

Chili today, hot tamale

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👤︎ u/zhaogeorge3
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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Did you hear the weather forecast in Mexico?

Chili today, hot tamale!

-Dad

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👤︎ u/sirjubs
📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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Every time somebody says "It's chilly outside"

"Well you know what they say in mexico...

Chili today, Hot tamale! "

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👤︎ u/ImpairedScissor
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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