I always thought Ruby Tuesday was by the Beatles,
turns out it's by the Cinnabon.
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Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?
Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
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︎ Apr 17 2020
How do you know the work week will get even crazier after Monday and Tuesday?
Because all that's left is WTF.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Taco Tuesday
While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.
I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."
Wife is hiding somewhere dying.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Itβs safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...
CrΓͺpeβd up on me this year
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Itβs Super Tuesday
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︎ Mar 03 2020
No adulting Tuesday for me!!!!!!!!!
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︎ Dec 10 2019
It's echo Tuesday
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Taco Tuesday
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︎ Feb 09 2019
I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
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︎ Jan 30 2019
A man got his back severely injured last Tuesday
In court, defense won. Prosecution did have anything to back up their claims
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Itβs pancake day on Tuesday.
Time flies, that really crΓͺped up on me.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Did you go to the doctor last Tuesday?
You should have. There was an election lasting longer than 4 hours.
(My dad made this joke up. Seriously.)
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︎ Nov 13 2016
It's true! After Monday and Tuesday,
Even the calendar says "WTF"!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
February 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) is going to be a Tuesday
or shall I say Two'sday...
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︎ Nov 25 2016
Twofer: How many seconds are in a year? Besides Tuesday and Thursday what other days start with T?
"You don't know how many seconds are in a year off the top of your head? 12. Jan2 feb2 ....."
"Today and Tomorrow...."
These two got laid on me by the chef at my work cafeteria. The cashier aka crazy Lisa was in stitches making him tell everyone.
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︎ Jul 09 2015
My wife forgot to order her absentee ballot for Super Tuesday.
I said we ought to drive down to Georgia, but we also have to get back to where we live shortly thereafter.
Looks like it's going to be a turn and Bern.
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︎ Feb 24 2016
I got a kid that had broke his arm at Big Bear on Tuesday
A kid had fallen right in front of me and broke his arm above the wrist. I went over to help and comfort him. The paramedic came and she cut his glove off, put a splint on as well as a sling. That's when I said "she likes you, so she put a sling on it" the paramedic and I laughed, the kid didn't
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︎ Jan 30 2016
Got my wife on a regular ol Tuesday night.
She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?"
So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?"
...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night.
*(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)
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︎ Nov 19 2014
I work at a door factory. I will be leaving employment there on Tuesday. I need them to "love me" I need puns stat!
Sorry, but all I have is, I need ADOORable puns.
Thank you guys, keep it coming!
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︎ Jan 22 2016
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Oh.... those were the days....
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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︎ May 10 2016
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Ah. Those were the days....
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︎ May 01 2018
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