Thursday Work Puns

I said "no, I've already got two"

backstory: she works in an specialized autism classroom. And it's thursday.

Her: So, today I taught a kid long division.

Me: uh huh

Her: Yeah, we've been working on it since last tuesday-

Me: That IS long division

Tested it on Monday and it worked great, so he spent Tuesday - Thursday sailing it around. On Saturday the bow ruptured and it sank. The man sighed, shook his head and mumbled "shoulda known".

What caused the sub to fail?

The weekend.

I'm making enchiladas for my work tomorrow but I forgot to buy baby jack cheese for my cheese enchiladas. I've been calling stores to ask them ahead if they have any, but no store in my neighborhood has it.

I told my dad about my frustrations as I was calling Food 4 Less, and my dad said, "Hey if they don't have it, tell them - tell 'em, 'Well you guys don't have JACK!'"

I then put my hands on my face began groaning as he closed out with, "I perform every Monday through Thursday!"

To give some context, I was describing my week ahead to a friend of mine, given that we both work in film.

Me: I'm shooting some convention tomorrow afternoon

Friend: What kind of convention?

Me: No idea, it's only in the afternoon on a Thursday

Me: I guess you could say it's unconventional.

We're in different continents right now and I'm pretty sure he could see my smirk.

I was sitting at my desk at work checking my email first thing in the morning. Girl next to me says to others "man I wish it was Thursday!"

I replied "Thursday?! You bet I am! I'd love a coffee!"

I got the eyebrow raise from all of em.