I was assembling some steel trusses at work solo on Thursday and my production manager came up to me and said "Do you need a hand?"

I said "no, I've already got two"

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👤︎ u/xALmoN
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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Conversation between me and my wife

backstory: she works in an specialized autism classroom. And it's thursday.

Her: So, today I taught a kid long division.

Me: uh huh

Her: Yeah, we've been working on it since last tuesday-

Me: That IS long division

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👤︎ u/camerawn
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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A man built a submarine.

Tested it on Monday and it worked great, so he spent Tuesday - Thursday sailing it around. On Saturday the bow ruptured and it sank. The man sighed, shook his head and mumbled "shoulda known".

What caused the sub to fail?

The weekend.

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📅︎ May 30 2017
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Dad hit me with another cheesy joke just now.

I'm making enchiladas for my work tomorrow but I forgot to buy baby jack cheese for my cheese enchiladas. I've been calling stores to ask them ahead if they have any, but no store in my neighborhood has it.

I told my dad about my frustrations as I was calling Food 4 Less, and my dad said, "Hey if they don't have it, tell them - tell 'em, 'Well you guys don't have JACK!'"

I then put my hands on my face began groaning as he closed out with, "I perform every Monday through Thursday!"

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👤︎ u/sinabimo
📅︎ Oct 06 2014
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Dadjoked a friend of mine

To give some context, I was describing my week ahead to a friend of mine, given that we both work in film.

Me: I'm shooting some convention tomorrow afternoon

Friend: What kind of convention?

Me: No idea, it's only in the afternoon on a Thursday

Me: I guess you could say it's unconventional.

We're in different continents right now and I'm pretty sure he could see my smirk.

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👤︎ u/E-Vice
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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I'm a dad, and I regularly dad joke at work.

I was sitting at my desk at work checking my email first thing in the morning. Girl next to me says to others "man I wish it was Thursday!"

I replied "Thursday?! You bet I am! I'd love a coffee!"

I got the eyebrow raise from all of em.

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👤︎ u/Prsop2000
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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