Why doesn't Thor like to boast about his villians
He likes to keep them loki
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
Did you hear how Thor saved Loki’s butt?
Thor Ragnarok?
Pff... more like Bore Ragnarok...
What would happen to Thor if he were to write a novel?
How does Thor's mom call him for supper?
Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?
Thor, Loki, and Odin walked into a bar.
Today I watched all the Thor movies
Why didnt Captain America lift Thor’s hammer untill he needed to?
He didn’t want to steal his thunder
Why is Thor’s brother not as famous?
Because he’s rather low-key!
I'm not a big fan of Thor's brother.
My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.
"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.
It's Thor's mailbox, Mailnir.
What happens when Thor breaks wind
There’s thunder down under
Do you know who's Thor?
Mike Tyson the morning after a good workout.
Thor has been really quiet through quarantine. I think he’s staying with his brother.
Thor went on a game show and did really well!
He crushed the lightning round.
Thor doesn't get drunk...
Why didn't Thor's brother tell him he was coming over?
It was just a low-key visit
Queen must be afraid of Thor
Because thunder and lightning, very very frightening.
What do Thor's kids use to draw?
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
Thor’s brother once walked into a bar, but the bartender didn’t notice....
Thor’s brother didn’t want anyone to know he was helping him save Asgard
I wonder if Thor is embarrassed telling people about his job
If Thor had a horse, what would it be named?
What does Thor wear under his trousers?
Jane Foster will be allowed to wield Mjolnir because she and Thor have an understanding.
They're in a polyhammerous relationship.
Why was Thor avoiding his brother?
Thor’s brother is Loki one of the best characters in the MCU.
If thor throws his hammer a long distance,
Does that make it Mjol-far?
Thor was pretty upset after losing half of his people to Thanos
I guess you could say that he was a Thor loser.
I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.
I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.
If Thor got a trusty steed...
...he would name it THorse
Charmin. So your Asgard doesn't get Thor.
How fast did thors hammer get destroyed?
Thor Walks Into a Bar
The bartender says, “Leave your hammer at the door, we don’t serve mjönirs here.”
I know it’s a bit of a stretch
What do you call Thor's boxers?
Today I found out that Thor might be depressed.
I think he needs to see the thorapist.
Thor seemed pretty mad at thanos at the end of infinity war
I guess you could say he snapped
What do you call Thor if he just wore black pants?
Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?
What does Thor wear under his trousers?
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