I wanted to share my altar even though it is not fully done, lol. I primarily worship Jörð Goddess of Earth. I use a Gaia statue as my representation of Jörð since no statue of Jörð exist on the internet. I am heavily big on nature, animals, and the weather. I only worship the Goddess Jörð.
I love the song Hún Jörð ... and I can't seem to find a live performance of it anywhere on the internet, so I'm wondering if it was ever a part of their setlist at all, and if anyone happens to have a video or anything like that. Thanks.
Does anyone worship Jörð the norse earth goddess? My friend wants to worship her but doesnt know where to start (and doesnt use reddit!) and cant find any info on her. anything from her colors to a good offering is appreciated!
EDIT fixed the wording
I’ve been listening to them for about 9 months and decided to try Von out and holy fucking shit HJ is insane. Like they combine choral chamber music with black metal then meme deep fry it all and it all works and is good? What in the world. My mind has been blown.
Hello, I am in dire need of guidence in realtion to translating some Old Norse into younger Futhark runes (Long Branch). Any help is really appreciated. These are my sentences:
(Peace and spirit)
friðr ok andi
ᚠᚱᛁᚦᛦ : ᚢᚴ : ᛅᛏᛁ
(Life and victory)
líf ok sigr
ᛚᛁᚠ : ᚢᚴ : ᛋᛁᚴᛦ
(Love is peace to earth)
ást er jörð friðr
ᚬᛋᛏ : ᛁᚱ : ᛁᚢᚱᚦ : ᚠᚱᛁᚦᛦ
(Fear is death to Heart)
ótti er hjarta dauði
ᚢᛏᛁ : ᛁᚱ : ᚼᛁᛅᚱᛏ : ᛏᛅᚢᚦᛁ
I was planning to get these sentences tattooed but i first want to insure that i have spelled it correctly. Again, any help is much appreciated.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
I will find you. You have my Word.
I wanted to share my altar even though it is not fully done, lol. I primarily worship Jord Goddess of Earth. I use a Gaia statue as my representation of Jord since no statue of Jord exist on the internet. I am heavily big on nature, animals, and the weather.
https://preview.redd.it/6dz5l3ucfes61.jpg?width=2607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6e771f9f6502bacf7eccca6a50f8284568f52f
