..."No, Ken do"
Ken was broken.
"Shoryuken."
Because ken came in a different box...
I told her it was because Ken came in another box.
When we can call her chick-ken?
Now he is broken.
Heβs waiting in a Barbie queue.
"Shoryuken!"
His girlfriend is baa-bie
A guy name Ken is late for his work at the Egg Factory. As he was running to work, he steps on yellow wet paint and it got all over his shoes and pants. He thought about going back home, but he trudged on. Then as he walked by a building a bucket of red paint spilled all over his hair. His hair was all red and thought about going back home, but he kept on going. Finally, he just needed to cross the street to get to work, but suddenly two trucks, one carrying glue and one carrying feathers, crashed into one another and it got all over Ken. He couldn't go home now since he just needed to cross the street to get to work, and so he did. As he went through the sliding doors, his boss said to him "Gee Ken! Your'e late for work!"
I said "You Ken if you want to."
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
Battery not included
She replied in an unexpected country accent, "I'm dolly partin'!"
The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."
Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."
And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.
Daughter: Say that four times fast. Me: THAT-THAT-THAT-THAT Daughter: groan
Friend: No you can't
Me: Shur I ken
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Iβm going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like βdo you know how toβ¦β I can say, with a smirk on my face, βHa do Kenβ
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"I love that you are hairy".
I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"
She hit me, she actually hit me for that.
I said: shur I ken!
Because he is Bro Ken.
The name's Ken, Chic Ken
Yes
Oui (Yes in French)
ΧΧ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)
A golden toe-ken.
R yu Ken?
'What's your name?' Asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.
Shor-yu-ken
Ba-dum tss
A Barbiequeue
1: "The fight was in the kitchen area at the restaurant between the bus boy and the dish washer."
Me:" Who is the defendant? "
1: "The dish washer. "
Me: " Is it the State v. Ken More? (Kenmore)"
2: "Get out."
Bro-ken
Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:
Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.
I couldn't have done it without your support !!!
Because he was bro-ken.
We call him Kenjamin but his proper name is Kenjamin Benjamin. This was our text message exchange yesterday and thought it was worthy of sharing.
Dad: After watching the olympics I decided Kenjamin is Chinese.
Me: What? I need you to explain further.
Dad: Ken Xia Minh
Me: Oh my god...
Shoryuken!
Because Ken comes in another box.
