Somebody I know wanted to use an abacus for exponents without knowing how

I don’t think it’s a good idea, but all the power to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Knowing how to pick locks...

Has really opened a lot of doors for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My friend put a bunch of laxatives into my food without me knowing.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.

I take it with a pinch of sugar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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While living alone and always wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing.

It’s my secret β€˜stache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kfizzle217
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.

It's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I don't want you knowing what my favourite Narnia movie is

Because it's Narnia business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLMR56
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I was confused and lost at college, not knowing which building my classes were in. An Asian woman helped me find my way tho...

I was soon oriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why is knowing algebra so important?

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepootastrophy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I once met a flat earthier who was really excited to tell me everything about the flat earth (not knowing that I believed in a round earth)

I told him, β€œwoah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlehavj
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Today I came to visit my mom's house, and I saw my son sleeping there. Seems she took him without me knowing.

It was a kid napping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffeinum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A pregnant woman gave birth on a boat without knowing the sex.

It was a buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahaleck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Knowing the measurement from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky finger is pretty handy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Kfrey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I asked my friend Miles if he was interested in knowing how his name is pronounced in Europe he said sure so I replied

Kilometers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexbeltran43
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I put my chips on the table knowing that she was about to fold.

She said "Move your dinner whilst I sort these clothes out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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It is a comfort knowing that Dad is looking down on us.

But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Not knowing anything about wildlife really can open up a can of wasps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Despite knowing that I'm a master of Parcheesi, my children asked me to play with them.

Boy, were they Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T32Huck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I am scared about going to the dentist knowing how expencive it can be

I just have to brace myself and get it over with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knerteren
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Conniving. The act of not knowing how to pronounce the word "knife."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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When we die not knowing French well...

... Nous mo(u)rons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiwitaawi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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Not knowing much about eggs....

Text to dad: Dad, how do I get an egg white?

Reply: Make sure both of its parents are caucasian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asr0502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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One of the best ever Dad Jokes, from the thread on parents knowing if their kid's significant other was "the one" reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkonine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieMcGeeFan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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