Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pugglepoops
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?

He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumthumsinaction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?

Sax education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imzeesh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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People get excited when I tell them I know Kenny Loggins

But they are always disappointed when I tell them I don’t know his Password

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BertJPDXBKLN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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...and then I Kenny Rogered her.

I was talking about music with a friend, when this bit of conversation happened:

Her: I really don't like country music.

Me: How come?

Her: I don't know. It just gives me the creeps.

Me: So, you could say it gives you the Willie Nelsons?

Her: ...

Her: You're horrible.

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Kenny Loggins.

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZTheJerk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Kenny Rogers just dad joked me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpyroFan-17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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Who is the most elusive man in the world?

Kenny B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Which singer never forgets his passwords?

Kenny Loggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Which soft rock legend stole my password?

Kenny Log-ins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about that country singer who was also good at yoga?

Kenny Chestknee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rag1nKajun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Can you guys lend me a ham?

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JancenD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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My friend's dad said this gem at the gas station..

Me: Hey Kenny, what are you up to?

Him: Oh, about the same, not quite six foot!

I could only stand there in amazement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iaminmypastlife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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My Friend Just Got Engaged

My friend Kenny just got engaged, so I texted him to ask if she was taking his name. He said "yes". I replied "Won't that be weird having a husband and wife both named Kenny?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkowl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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R2-D2

Wife: Sweetie, it's so sad!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: Kenny Baker died, the guy who played R2-D2!

Husband: That wasn't a real robot??

Wife fumed for several seconds before husband burst out laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fudgebert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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I Changed All of my Passwords to β€œKenny”

Now I have all Kenny Loggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Kenny Loggins Should Do A Song With Kenny Passwords.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenrysTestiesRbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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