Barbie and Ken are continually arguing over who will empty the dishwasher. One day, Ken says "Barbie, I've unloaded the dishwasher every day this week.. can you PLEASE do it just this once?"

..."No, Ken do"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadaddy-o
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Why did Ken shrink his street fighting friend's blue box?

He heard you have to reduce Ryu's recycle.

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When Barbie called Ken his bro...

Ken was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronphoton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?

"Shoryuken."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bricksnblasters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Ken, Chicken
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Mu friend Ken fell out of my window on the second floor the same day he had a little sister...

Now he is broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigenator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Ken, a master martial artist, was worried about winning his next fight. He asked his friend Ryu, "Do you think I can win this fight?" Ryu confidently responded:

"Shoryuken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherAvaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Why does Ken feel so hot?

He’s waiting in a Barbie queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I have a sheep called Ken

His girlfriend is baa-bie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Ken goes to the egg factory

A guy name Ken is late for his work at the Egg Factory. As he was running to work, he steps on yellow wet paint and it got all over his shoes and pants. He thought about going back home, but he trudged on. Then as he walked by a building a bucket of red paint spilled all over his hair. His hair was all red and thought about going back home, but he kept on going. Finally, he just needed to cross the street to get to work, but suddenly two trucks, one carrying glue and one carrying feathers, crashed into one another and it got all over Ken. He couldn't go home now since he just needed to cross the street to get to work, and so he did. As he went through the sliding doors, his boss said to him "Gee Ken! Your'e late for work!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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You want to know how I know that Ken never hits Barbie?

Battery not included

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barsabbas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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How does Ryu greet Ken?

how-YOU-ken

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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How race is Ken bone?

Ken-bone-dian!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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A Russian Nesting doll and a Barbie doll were having an argument about Ken, who they both liked.

The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."

Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."

And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.

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My daughter: Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead

Daughter: Say that four times fast. Me: THAT-THAT-THAT-THAT Daughter: groan

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Ken M visits an expansive bar (image)

https://i.imgur.com/xEn5n7D.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikoma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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Naming My Son Ken - Dad Joke

I’m going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like β€œdo you know how to…” I can say, with a smirk on my face, β€œHa do Ken”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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Dad Joke on Ken Block

http://imgur.com/1UUdwcw

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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What did Ryu say to Ken when he asked to come over?

Shoryuken!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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