Ken Puns

..."No, Ken do"

He heard you have to reduce Ryu's recycle.

Ken was broken.

"Shoryuken."

Now he is broken.

"Shoryuken!"

He’s waiting in a Barbie queue.

His girlfriend is baa-bie

A guy name Ken is late for his work at the Egg Factory. As he was running to work, he steps on yellow wet paint and it got all over his shoes and pants. He thought about going back home, but he trudged on. Then as he walked by a building a bucket of red paint spilled all over his hair. His hair was all red and thought about going back home, but he kept on going. Finally, he just needed to cross the street to get to work, but suddenly two trucks, one carrying glue and one carrying feathers, crashed into one another and it got all over Ken. He couldn't go home now since he just needed to cross the street to get to work, and so he did. As he went through the sliding doors, his boss said to him "Gee Ken! Your'e late for work!"

Battery not included

how-YOU-ken

Ken-bone-dian!

The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."

Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."

And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.

Daughter: Say that four times fast. Me: THAT-THAT-THAT-THAT Daughter: groan

https://i.imgur.com/xEn5n7D.jpg

I’m going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like “do you know how to…” I can say, with a smirk on my face, “Ha do Ken”

http://imgur.com/1UUdwcw

Shoryuken!