..."No, Ken do"
Now he is broken.
A guy name Ken is late for his work at the Egg Factory. As he was running to work, he steps on yellow wet paint and it got all over his shoes and pants. He thought about going back home, but he trudged on. Then as he walked by a building a bucket of red paint spilled all over his hair. His hair was all red and thought about going back home, but he kept on going. Finally, he just needed to cross the street to get to work, but suddenly two trucks, one carrying glue and one carrying feathers, crashed into one another and it got all over Ken. He couldn't go home now since he just needed to cross the street to get to work, and so he did. As he went through the sliding doors, his boss said to him "Gee Ken! Your'e late for work!"
"I love that you are hairy".
I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"
She hit me, she actually hit me for that.
The name's Ken, Chic Ken
'What's your name?' Asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.
1: "The fight was in the kitchen area at the restaurant between the bus boy and the dish washer."
Me:" Who is the defendant? "
1: "The dish washer. "
Me: " Is it the State v. Ken More? (Kenmore)"
2: "Get out."
The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."
Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."
And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.
We call him Kenjamin but his proper name is Kenjamin Benjamin. This was our text message exchange yesterday and thought it was worthy of sharing.
Dad: After watching the olympics I decided Kenjamin is Chinese.
Me: What? I need you to explain further.
Dad: Ken Xia Minh
Me: Oh my god...
Iβm going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like βdo you know how toβ¦β I can say, with a smirk on my face, βHa do Kenβ
My father in law passed by the kitchen and said, "Remind me to bring the cooler."
My two year old followed him out of the room and grabbed him yelling, "Daddy Ken! Remember your cooler! "
