Kenny Rogers Puns

A list of puns related to "Kenny Rogers"

Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?

He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

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👤︎ u/REVDR
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Kenny Rogers just dad joked me...

With this song.

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👤︎ u/SpyroFan-17
📅︎ Jul 22 2015
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...and then I Kenny Rogered her.

I was talking about music with a friend, when this bit of conversation happened:

Her: I really don't like country music.

Me: How come?

Her: I don't know. It just gives me the creeps.

Me: So, you could say it gives you the Willie Nelsons?

Her: ...

Her: You're horrible.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Oct 20 2014
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