Kenny Puns

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

Sax education.

But they are always disappointed when I tell them I don’t know his Password

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"

I was talking about music with a friend, when this bit of conversation happened:

Her: I really don't like country music.

Me: How come?

Her: I don't know. It just gives me the creeps.

Me: So, you could say it gives you the Willie Nelsons?

Her: ...

Her: You're horrible.

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

With this song.

Kenny B

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Kenny Loggins

Kenny Log-ins

Kenny Chestknee

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

Me: Hey Kenny, what are you up to?

Him: Oh, about the same, not quite six foot!

I could only stand there in amazement.

My friend Kenny just got engaged, so I texted him to ask if she was taking his name. He said "yes". I replied "Won't that be weird having a husband and wife both named Kenny?"

Wife: Sweetie, it's so sad!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: Kenny Baker died, the guy who played R2-D2!

Husband: That wasn't a real robot??

Wife fumed for several seconds before husband burst out laughing.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.