Thor Hammer Puns

He didn’t want to steal his thunder

Does that make it Mjol-far?

Hela fast

He was trying to norse him back to health.

So i was watching Thor with my mom's boyfriend and its at the part when Thor gets his hammer back and kicks up dust and such. He creates the huge tornado and my mom says, "Look it's a tornado!" Then mom's boyfriend says,"That's not a tornado, that's a THORnado!" Groans all around but i chuckled.

Did you hear about the Chess Grandmaster who, after he lost a match, destroyed the table with a massive hammer and called lightning bolts down to destroy his opponent's car?

He was banned from future competitions for being such a Thor loser.

I took our 16 month old dog, Thor, to the vet yesterday for his annual shots.

Vet, to me: "Looks like the last time we saw Thor was for his surgery to get neutered."

Vet, later, to Thor: "So are you like the comic book Thor? Do you have a big hammer?"

Me: "Not since that last appointment."

Me and my dad went to see iron man 2 (I think?).. I'm pretty sure this is the one with the scene of Thor's hammer at the end of the credits. Well anyway, right after that after-credits scene my dad stands up, stretches, and announces "man that scene has me thor all over!"

Nobody laughed except my father, who continued to laugh all the way out to the parking lot.