Unborn Child Puns

A list of puns related to "Unborn Child"

My wife wants our unborn child to be a striker when he grows up

He's not even born yet, but I think he should placenta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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According to my wife's pregnancy app, our unborn child is the size of an ear of corn.

"A-maize-ing!" I exclaimed.

I was asked to stop laughing because I was "causing a scene."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3rd_Shift_Tech_Man
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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My unborn child is a total slob...

I keep having to yell at her to clean up her womb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numonestun
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Wife (In reference to our unborn child): She's been kicking all day. She won't let me sleep!

Me: I guess you can say... she gets a kick out of it!

YEAHHHHHH!! (I didn't actually do this part, but it played in my head.)

Wife: groans go to sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lance713
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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Baby Naming

We haven't told anyone the name of our unborn child yet. We were at a family dinner and my Dad said, "well, Whatever you pick, I'm sure you'll choose wisely." I looked at my wife... "what do you think about 'Wisely'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammysounder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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