Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…

You'll get quacks in the pavement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Someone asked me if I'm pro-life, and I said

"Nah, I'm only amateur life. I need to reincarnate a few more times before I can go pro."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Unethical Life Pro Tip: Put nicotine in your fishing bait

Once you catch a fish, it'll be hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjrgd97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Some people are pro-life, others are pro-choice. As an English teacher however....

I am pro-verb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatonekid80
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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All people now n days are pro life this and pro jared that

Where are the pro gamers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OatSauce65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why do Pro-life people hate these guys so much?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogeislord3637
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2015
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Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MayonnaiseUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Women should not have babies after 40.

That's too many babies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My wife really knows how to hold a grudge, she asked for a tube of lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tub of glue

She still isn’t talking to me

PS. This is a cross post from r/ShittyLifeProTips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjIsMySlave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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