A list of puns related to "Nativity"
Now I have to attend manger management
"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"
Just like the song says--wee three kings.
We know this because they came from afar.
An Optical Aleutian
Iβll see myself out...
You've got to be Inuit to win it
A reservation reservation reservation
Sioux later
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
You Cherokee
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
Indijonous mustard.
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
They drowned in there tipi
It's a fuckin rock.
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
This is apache version of history I thought
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
Pilgrims
Because they drank the T
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
Samoans
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
Porkahontas.
USB
We just clicked
Face down in his tea pee.
that one of them is an elephant.
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
then youβre having a reservation reservation reservation.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Mount Rushmore
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