Now I have to attend manger management
"Bjørn is the king of Israel"
Just like the song says--wee three kings.
We know this because they came from afar.
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
A reservation reservation reservation
They had reservations
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
You Cherokee
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
Indijonous mustard.
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
They drowned in there tipi
It's a fuckin rock.
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
Because they drank the T
This is apache version of history I thought
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
Samoans
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
Porkahontas.
that one of them is an elephant.
He’s not a native speaker after all
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
We just clicked
Face down in his tea pee.
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
A Roamin' Numeral.
(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)
Everyone stay safe and healthy!
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
Mount Rushmore
Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.
so here goes...
(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)
daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?
me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?
daughter: elizabeth-gramma.
me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?
(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)
daughter: don't know, who?
me: my mum.
(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)
