Jesus was with Peter at a gathering (or something), and pointed to a bucket filled to the brim with water.
“Do you see that bucket over there, Peter?” Jesus asked.
“Yes, what about it?” Peter replied.
“I can turn it into wine.”
“No way!” Peter said, astonished.
Jesus smiled, “Yahweh.”
I was like, “No way!” And he was like, “Yahweh.”
And I was like "Yahweh"
Faithbook.
So I guess it's Yahweh or the highway.
The other day I was telling my wife that I was thinking about finding god and becoming “born again.” She looked a little perplexed and said “no way” I looked at her and said “Yahweh.”
When God said unto Moses, "I am who I am." Moses said, "No way!" And God said unto him, "Yahweh!"
Stand next to a fan
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
Yahweh
Moses says, "NO WAY!" But God said, "YAHWEH!"
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
