Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift

That's why it's called PRESENT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's another name for a rabbit mystery?

Nobunny knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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St Helens elephants: Doorstep mystery leaves police dumbo-founded bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arazilla96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Mystery un-loched
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I recently started writing a mystery novel....

Or did I?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call appetizers at a murder mystery party?

Murd'Oeurves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinoabrogle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?

Rut Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?

He hasn’t got a clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Unsolved mystery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crankenstein101
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I bought a murder mystery jigsaw.

I'm still trying to piece it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhertz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets

Now they have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I solved the mystery of the open luggage!

Case closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Cozy mysteries are a gold mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leelubell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?

A Hula-Dunit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KxngJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What Disney character solved the most mysteries?

Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeezuskryste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?

Eggatha Christie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenzycowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Unsolved Mysteries

The new book by N. Igma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-O-D-Marsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I’m reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindweird
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Why a man wants to get married is a mystery to some. Why he would want to marry more than one wife...

is a bigamystery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My wife: Sometimes you're a mystery

Me: But usually I'm a Mr. W.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treegrass
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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A Dad-Joke Based Puzzle in this Year's MIT Mystery Hunt

http://www.mit.edu/~puzzle/2019/puzzle/joke_o_lantern.html

If you're completely lost, click "SOLUTION" in the upper right, but it's worth trying to solve it yourself first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dspeyer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia

They make it very clear in every episode that they’re MedellΓ­n kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?

Ghostbusta Rhymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Why is this mystery so hard to solve?

I haven’t a clue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2xj59ae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do you call a murder mystery about desserts?

Whodonut?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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"Kids, I’ve been thinking of writing a mystery novel…"

"Or have I?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title

I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.

It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?

EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cptnPluto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2013
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I was reading a book about the mystery of anti-gravity

I couldn't put it down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RishDaBoss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Why anyone wold want to get married is a mystery to me

Why anyone would get married to two people at once is a bigamistery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StinkTankJackpot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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Mystery solved

Wife: I just swept, I don't understand where all of this dog hair came from.

Me: Probably the dog.

The eye roll was likely visible from orbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneekyCarrot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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Was hoping someone would seize the opportunity, Mystery Dad pulls through
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πŸ‘€︎ u/japooki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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