The plot thickens. And not a small bit
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
What does a white man say when he gets more land?
Just got to a really interesting part in a book about an abandoned garden.
For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
What do you call it when a peice of land gets thicker?
The farmer grows his crops.
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
I was writing a story when I noticed that someone had added soil to my garden
“And so the plot thickens...”
I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.
That’s the point in the book where the plot thickened.
Did you hear the story about the farmers field?
Let's just say the plot thickens
Today I found out that someone has been adding fertilizer to my front lawn.
Saw my wife adjusting the top soil while gardening.
Me: This looks like a great detective novel.
Her: What?
You: You know. The plot thickens.
Redditculous pun
I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".
My co-worker, a mother of two, got our office manager.
Our manager inherited some land from a lady he used to take care of. He told us a new buyer offered twice as much for half the land than his current potential buyer offered for all of it.
"The plot thickens!" my co-worker remarked. I saw it. I liked it.
Dad joked my coworker today (maths teacher)
A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word
I'm proud of myself for thinking this one up.
What happens when an anime girl gets breast implants?
The plot thickens.
Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...
As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard
It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it.
I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...
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