The Bread Makers met in secret to plan their hostile takeover.

It was gluteny!

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📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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My friend from high school became an engineer or something.

He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.

One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.

So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"

He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."

A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.

He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."

I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.

He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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I was planning to secretly make chili.

...but then somebody spilled the beans.

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📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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