The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
It was all COVID up
They're both full of baloney.
People are always trying to cover them up.
They are nothing but loom and doom.
I just can't believe it!
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
They’re just optical illusions.
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
That’s a crime with a loco motive
...was an inside job.
You’re being brain washed.
it can't be a coincidence
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
A lunar tick.
It is a thread.
They say she's a flat earther.
It was a part time job
I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"
I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.
I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.
The conspiracy theory was debunked.
They're called the illuminutty.
...it's back and to the left.
They're calling it the New NES memo
My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.
DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor Peña.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street Peña Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of Peña". Get it, Jalapeño?
ME: ...
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
