Who is in charge of the pencil box?
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service
because they were goodfellas
When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
Why did the popcorn want to press charges?
Because it was a-salt-ed!
I know why Tesla's are expensive. They charge a lot.
How much do Floridians charge the UK for soda?
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
Who's in charge of delivering mail at the Vatican?
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Does anybody know how to charge their milk?
If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...
... can we just call it e-mail?
The woman in charge of our local primary school has decided to resign.
She wants to quit while she's a head.
Why don't they ever charge Santa for break and enter?
They can never find probable Clause
What did police charge spice rack with?
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
Anyone else surprised we don't see more toddlers with criminal charges?
Mine's always resisting a rest.
What does a pirate charge for corn?
Would anyone like a brownie? Free of charge!
Get it? Like electric charge
4 year old daughter gave me her Nintendo switch to charge..
I put it on the ground and backed up. I slowly raised my arm and yelled "chaaaaaarrrrggggeeee" , then I ran at it.
How much does Santa Claus charge to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house.
Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.
I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it
I need to find a pug socket
The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.
They call it the señor citizens’ discount.
When you are in charge of the twitter account during national battery day
My synagogue is famous for how little the mohel charges for a circumcision.
Hey look, free of charge!
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
He decided to take charges.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
Also in charge of microsurgery.
If your iPhone runs out of charge...
Does that mean you are out of apple juice?
What crime did they charge the insomniac with?
Who is in charge of keeping the ocean clean?
You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.
You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.
Why do people charge money for helium when it’s supposed to be free of charge?
A dad must be in charge of the local churches sign
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
What is the title of a person who is in charge of a furniture company?
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
Does anyone know how to charge milk?
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