Molestation Puns

A list of puns related to "Molestation"

Why don’t catholic priest talk about molestation in the church?

It’s a touchy subject.

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👤︎ u/dose172
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Did you hear about the SeaWorld trainer that was caught molesting the sea cows?

He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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SLPT: If your priest or bishop is molesting your children, tell them to run away in a straight line as priests and bishops can only move diagonally. /r/ShittyLifeProTips/comm…
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👤︎ u/Heisenberg4269
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Priests that molest kids should be burned at the stake.

A bon-friar, if you will

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👤︎ u/Kindofaniceguy
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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This real child molester named "Manford Butts" rapsheets.org/arizona/doc…
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👤︎ u/XviniousX
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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If an illegal immigrant gets into a fight with a child molester...

Is it alien vs predator?

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👤︎ u/brendonaw
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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So I asked my dad why honey boo boo was being cancelled

"She's dating a child molester."

Me: "Who would want to date her?"

"A child molester."

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👤︎ u/Snannybobo
📅︎ Oct 26 2014
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