Never take a calculus exam when you are sitting next to two identical twins.
It’s really hard to differentiate between them.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
What do you call identical twins that join the police force?
My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
If you are taking a calculus exam, don’t sit between two identical twins.
It’s very difficult to differentiate between them.
LPT: When you are telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you say the entire joke.
Because it isn’t easy to tell them a part.
My wife just gave birth to a set of identical twins. She named the first one Pete.
I named the second one Repeat.
I repetitively hit my identical twin.
So I asked him, "why are you hitting yourself?"
My best friend couldn’t come out to the pub with me tonight so his identical twin came instead.
I have identical twin sons, Juan and Jamal, but I only keep a picture of one.
Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
A good friend of mine & his identical twin both caught fire.
I only had the recourses to put out one. Unfortunately I just couldn't distinguish.
How do you tell apart two identical twin physicians?
You can't, they're a pair-a-docs!
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
......and the second one Duplikate.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
........and the second one DupliKate.
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam in college because I was seated between two identical twins.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.
Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
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