Nuclear family Puns

a nuclear family

He decided to get a hot dog, asking,

"Make me one with everything."

(EDIT: Yes, I know it's old, there's a reason why I'm putting it here. You just have to imagine a nuclear family of four laughing at this except for the confused mother.)

I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)

"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"