The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
It's called Leonard Neem Oil
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
The resistance was a few tiles.
They call it the Enter prize
It has its prose and Khans
The Green Bay Picards.
It's so i-khan-ic.
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov
Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?
They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!
I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.
They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons
We won the Enter Prize!
They Klingon to something
They didn’t have commander data with them.
At the "He's Dead Gym"
Medic said he could have done with a second coat.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
It's like they went Bach to the future.
It was a wookie mistake.
The incident is forever referred to as ,
"The Wrath Of Pecan"
His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.
A warp party.
He must have it in his Genes.
But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.
Nailin' The Kelvin
Labor Of Love
Hella Bar Talk
Enterprising Young Men
Nice To Meld You
Run And Shoot Offense
Does It Still McFly?
Nero Death Experience
Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns
Back From Black
That New Car Smell
To Boldly Go
Star Trek Into Darkness
Logos / Pranking The Natives
Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps
Sub Prime Directive
The Kronos Wartet
Ship To Ship
Earthbound And Down
Warp Core Values
Buying The Space Farm
The San Fran Hustle
Star Trek Main Theme
Star Trek Beyond
Logo and Prosper
Thank Your Lucky Star Date
Night on the Yorktown
The Dance of the Nebula
A Swarm Reception
Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard
He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.
Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."
I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.
Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)
Always remember to backup your Data...
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
Not even safe on snap chat from these puns
My boyfriend and I were watching Star Trek, and I made a comment about the shields being down, to which he responded "they're just sad". After which laughing so hard he cried. Sigh.
How many ears does Spock have?
Answer: 3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.
One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."
"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.
"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."
Guide: (broken english) "There is a lot of grass in this area because...[good reason]."
Dad: (to me, but loud enough for everyone to hear) "You know what the locals call that...?"
Me: "No, what?"
Dad: "Muchas gracias!" (followed by the biggest grin I've ever seen)
Guide: (confused) "De nada..."
My family quickly and casually disassociates before seeing other families face palm for us.
I was the only one who laughed...
"Are they going to... cling on?"