Thought of a Star Trek pun this morning and had to make it so.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdtea
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Star Trek Halloween Special
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...

..... I was the captain's log

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
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Pun for all Star Trek fans
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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How many ears do Star Trek captains have?

3

A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
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If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.

If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
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(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...

The resistance was a few tiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
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Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.

They call it the Enter prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately

It has its prose and Khans

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Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?

The Green Bay Picards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
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I was watching star trek and they kept talking about freighter ships.

I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themonkeyswrench
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My Star Trek DVDs didn't turn up

..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
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Took the family to the Star Trek museum today, and we were the 10,000th visitor.

We won the Enter Prize!

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For Star Trek Dads

Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?

They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikope
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Why is Star Trek like toilet paper?

They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons

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How do people in Star Trek tolerate high speeds?

They Klingon to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
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The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range.

They didn’t have commander data with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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Where do the Borg from Star Trek go to eat?

BORGer King!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
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Damn you Voldemort from Star Trek!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QaCKK
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Where do original Star Trek fans workout?

At the "He's Dead Gym"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
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There's so much classical music in Star Trek.

It's like they went Bach to the future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
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When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

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The owner of the local painting firm just died on a trek across the antarctic.

Medic said he could have done with a second coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/synonymous6
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TIFU wearing my Chewbacca costume to the Star Trek convention.

It was a wookie mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
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My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeatOfMyDrum15
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Dad Trek

https://i.imgur.com/SbQVTMw.gifv

/r/startrekgifs

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What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?

A warp party.

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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegeneral400
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Did you hear about the trekkie that sold all his star trek merch?

He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdahl
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Mean while in the Star Trek Parents help night. (OC)

Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownPerson69
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The radio was on the classical station during a Star Trek binge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotohelldook
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What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?

Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundane_WoLf
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The ships on Star Trek are...
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Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis...

Always remember to backup your Data...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyp3rdriv3
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Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens

Star Trek: the Mex Generation

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"Watching all series about Star Trek would really be an endeavor" "don't you mean... ENTERPRISE"

Not even safe on snap chat from these puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petticoatwar
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Dad joked while watching Star Trek.

My boyfriend and I were watching Star Trek, and I made a comment about the shields being down, to which he responded "they're just sad". After which laughing so hard he cried. Sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejade89
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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I tried to sneak in a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor...

The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanShotFirst17
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Did you know that Spock from Star Trek had three ears?

His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xashleey77
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What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?

Trebeckies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seven1niner
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This Star Trek joke was thrown my way.

How many ears does Spock have?

Answer: 3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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