Lockdown conversation travel puns
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
I wouldn’t say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
Friend: “How’s your job at the travel agency?”
Me: “Terrible. I’m not going anywhere”
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why do EMTs travel together?
Because they're pair-o-medics.
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
Credit: Twitter
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
Light travels faster than sound..
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?
My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, “That’s a butte!”
Travel
People who read while traveling have really Booked a trip
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that’s all in the past now.
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?
Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
What do you call a priest who travels a lot?
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...
Where is your next travel destination?
- Las Kitchenas
- Los Lounges
- Santa Bedroomes
- Porto Gardenas
- Los bed
- Costa Del Balconia
- St Bathroom
- La Rotonda De Sofa
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I would tell a time travel joke,
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?
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