What do you call a 30 year old peregrine?

A Millennial Falcon

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MotheringGoose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach...

โ€œHaยญยญ! Thatโ€™s not going to help,โ€ she said.

โ€œSure, it does,โ€ I said. โ€œItโ€™s the only way I can see the numbers.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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