What do you call a 30 year old peregrine?

A Millennial Falcon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotheringGoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach...

β€œHaΒ­Β­! That’s not going to help,” she said.

β€œSure, it does,” I said. β€œIt’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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