Why was the writer kicked off of the movie set?

He was making a scene!

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Why Did The Cook Want to Become a Writer?

Because he wanted to flip the script!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dezorg
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Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?

He was left with only a semicolon.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why was the writer comfortable in the army?

He was familiar with the magazines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconReign
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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What can you hear whenever the writer of Futurama tells a dad joke?

Groening.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why do writers have to tell the truth?

Because if not, they would be called wrongers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ki11ah75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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An essay had a picture of a young sheep. Nowhere did the writer cite where he got it from.

Where's the lamb source!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoruscareGames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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Why did the writer go into a restricted area?

Because she’s an authorized person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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The writer of Harry Potter tripped and fell...

She was J.K. Rowling on the Floor

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An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, β€œWhy Euripides?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What did Jesus say to the gospel writer?

"Mark, my words!"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Why didn’t the play-writer write in cafe?

He didn’t want to make a scene.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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