Why is Djokovic's house dusty?

Because he has Novak.

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👤︎ u/Dark1ine
📅︎ Jun 07 2016
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Got my girlfriend

We were at a bar getting food and there was a tennis game playing on tv.

Girlfriend: I wonder if Djokovic is single

Me: Probably not. I mean, to him, love means nothing.

Girlfriend: Wow that is such an old joke.

Me: I guess I'm not a good Jokervic.

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👤︎ u/NeonNytrox
📅︎ Jan 22 2016
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