A list of puns related to "Record Player"
Because every conversation they had went in circles.
It would be nice if it played forward too.
But it didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
He had a good eye, mate
It turns out the banjo will really bring down your lap time.
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I'm currently building a war forged bard. He has a chest that acts as a record player and his left arm is the horn. I'm need of name pun brilliance!!
In this society, companies and businesses are not legally allowed to give themselves a name. Instead, companies are ID's alphanumerically. The first businesses were Corporation A, Company B, Business C, ... Organization Z, Company A1, etc.
The world's current largest corporation is Company B. They're particularly known for their robotics manufacturing. One day, Company B had just finished the design for two new robots. One that would automatically play blues songs on a record player at the press of a button. (What we know today as a jukebox) The other was a companion robot for lonely people, modeled after a beagle.
Unfortunately, when the final version of these robots were being manufactured for a worldwide release, there was an error in the automated assembly line. This error caused the two robots to be built simultaneously, creating a single robot.
The resulting product came to be known as the Boogie Woogie Beagle Bot of Company B.
At my brothers hockey game with my Uncle, father of 2, who we are describing the players to.
"Then those two! They are twins, they're 12 and 18" - me
"Holy crap! I though my daughters had a long labor. That must be a record!" - Uncle
Collective sigh from people who weren't even involved in the conversation. Success.
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