Thomas Edison Puns

A list of puns related to "Thomas Edison"

Thomas Edison walks into a bar

The bartender say "I'll serve you alright, but don't get any ideas"

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👤︎ u/wokeprince2020
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What did the student say after visiting the Thomas Edison Museum?

I enjoyed being enlightened

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👤︎ u/billgluckman7
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?

Because he was very bright

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👤︎ u/memesneverdie77
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Thomas Edison really lit up the scientific world
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👤︎ u/yaboi79
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.

It was called AC/DC.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Thomas Edison was the type of guy who really knew how to light up a room.
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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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What do you call a stolen tesla?

A Thomas Edison

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👤︎ u/ThatWierdGinger
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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A son asks his dad..

Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?

Dad: Of course!

Son: Who invented the light bulb?

Dad: Thomas Edison.

Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?

Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!

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👤︎ u/Aweife
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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