Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AffectionateNot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBear1718
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?

Because they all have fowl mouths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massivevivid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I turned on the car radio this morning but I think it’s broken.

All I heard was β€œFFFFFF”. Just white noise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Greenlung
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Our toddler was complaining about the music on the radio, saying she didn’t like it.

I told her you need to listen to The Rolling Stones because you can’t always get what you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishfirefaerie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.

I told her, β€œIt doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Mum to my dad: Can you put the radio on?

Dad: Nah, it won't go with my outfit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeezyScrub
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What do pirates listen to on the radio?

NP ARRRRHH!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartacats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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There’s this song about thunder on the radio

It’s taking the world by storm! (Help me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby1kenobi94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I was on the radio once.

Mom said "Get off that thing before you break it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kreuczech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Someone offered to give me a free radio once, but the volume was stuck on the highest setting.

I couldn’t turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toeknuckles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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A voice on the radio: Hello, anybody who can hear me please respond.

Me: Copy that, who is this?

Voice: Spider, working out.

Me: Spider who?

Voice: Radio active spider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabagaba62
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, β€œVolume stuck on full”

I though, β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

No it was with a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.

I realized, I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenleaf_98
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...

... boy I just can't turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BDB384
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iaxeuanswerme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I saw an add that said β€œRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”

I thought, β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roblter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squadcobra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I saw a radio for sale today for $1. Sign said its stuck on full volume.

I thought to myself "well I can't turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePoogle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.

I just knew I couldn't turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrulez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/virulentt_music
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isthisgood12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillhavethat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanka007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Today I saw an ad that said: "radio for sale, 1$, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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A saw a $1 radio for sale that said the volume knob was stuck on full blast

At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Saw an ad that said "Radio for sale, $1. Volume knob stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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Saw an ad yesterday that said, "radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full."

I thought to myself, "Can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netpastor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Today I sad a ad that said β€œradio for sale 1$, volume stuck on full”

I thought β€œI can’t turn that down β€œ

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Yesterday I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on max."

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candidate_035
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