I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.
I ate some food coloring
The doctor said I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
I drank a bottle of food coloring..
I dyed a little on the inside...then I blue chunks
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I'm dying inside.
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?
They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.
What song do stylists listen to when coloring hair?
I'm thinking about starting a publication for bookworms who enjoy jokes about food coloring
I'll call it Readers Dye Jest
I warned my wife not to put food coloring in our kids food
Don’t want them to dye inside!
Is food coloring bad for you?
Every time I eat it I feel like my insides are dying.
I attached a coloring book to my shoulder when I went to the funeral
Just in case someone needed a shoulder to crayon
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
A lot of kids these days are taking about coloring shirts.
I don’t know why they all want to dye.
What’s a coloring book’s favorite drink?
I wanted to get into coloring textiles
But I heard it was a dying industry.
Every time I add food coloring to my butter chicken recipe
I'm on a weight loss plan where I eat nothing but food coloring.
I drank some food coloring
The doctor says I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
I drank some food coloring and I dyed a little inside.
What happens when you drink food coloring?
You dye a little on the inside.
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom...
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I ate a teaspoon of food coloring
And now I'm slowly dyeing a little inside
I swallowed some food coloring today.
Doctor says I’ll be fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Food coloring
Yesterday I swallowed some food coloring. I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
I drank some food coloring by accident...
I feel like I dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
I can't believe I accidentally drank food coloring.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but it feels like I dyed a little on the inside.
My wife asked me why I always put food coloring in my food.
What happens when you eat too much food coloring?
You dye a little bit on the inside.
What happened when the kid swallowed food coloring?
He dyed a little on the inside
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring
My doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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