Hue hue hue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpak_1
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OH THE HUE-MANATEE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
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Last week there was manatee appreciation day, and Crayola retired the colour Dandelion. Oh, the Hue Manatee!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KodiakSA
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Oh, the hue-manatee!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maya_punny
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I accidentally ate some food coloring today.

The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryvee
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I punched my monitor...

Now my hand Hz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Hubs is gonna be late tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandapandacomics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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How does a color laugh?

Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
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I was hanging out with my French friend

We were talking about his daughter Patience, who had contracted an illness and started glowing green. To tell me he sat me down, looked me in the eyes and said; "Patience is a vert hue,".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthTalek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I ain't taking no shade on this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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Nobody is perfect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhFlummery
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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How do you know if it's a dad joke?

The humor is a parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
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A daughter asked her father, "Why are they called shoes?"

The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkangel_Ash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a person of colour?

A 'hue' man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiahcaraveo1998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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Why hasn't Abraham Lincoln ever been charged with a crime?

He's in a cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneCoolGuy234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Is /r/dadjokes dying?

Nobody's posted anything all year!

Happy New Year /r/dadjokes. May you tolerate hundreds of iterations of this kind of joke in the coming days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joswie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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I doubt being colorblind is a hugh problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gigamore412
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I would consider myself a pretty rad dad, so here you go: "Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"

"Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"

Because he was a PDF File!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathnautPrime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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My 3 yr old son didn't realize it but he told me a good dadjoke

As I'm holding my son, he begins to pretend his hands are spiders and starts wiggling the tips of his fingers on my arm and then says

"These spiders are crawling on you because they're Daddy Long Legs"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plzinsertgirder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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Was painting with the Mrs. last night and...

...she told me that we didn't have a color we needed.

So this morning I said "I had a dream last night that I found that color for you, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination."

Got a groan from her, mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richard_Punch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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What do you call a stoned prince?

Your highness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
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Whale cum.
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What do you call a manatee with arms and legs?

Humanatee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwShizWhiz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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There was a collision at sea between two tankers...one carrying blue paint, one carrying red paint.

There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Wannt know who gives color to my life?

Hue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taki9682
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quooo
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My horse has spots of many different colors, so I decided to put things on his feet of many different colors...

It's a great set of horse hues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What do you call a turtle crossed with a porcupine?

A slowpoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnitedVindicator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?

Oh the hue-manatee!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneAndZer0s
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I heard about the new Battlefront game from EA

So I asked ten of my son's friends whether they want to buy a different game console to get away from EA and did a follow up a few weeks later. After calculating and comparing the results from the surveys I came to the conclusion that: Nine in ten do switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dfiggsmeister
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!

Oh the hue-manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExactlyOneNinja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?

One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues

Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billdanbury
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What’s the difference between a black person, white person, and a Mexican?

Nothing, except the hue man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Found this gem while Apple picking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afroman_17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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What do you call a colorful dad?

A hue-man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlreadyTraeSir
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Grandma wanted to be cool like the grandkids...

So she got her hip replaced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fwipp
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Me to Dude: Hi, I'm Amy.

Dude to Me: Hi, I'm Hugh. Me: Did you say Hue? That name is so... colorful. ;)

He just blinked at me so I think this probably could also belong in r/thisiswhyimsingle if that's a thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imakebadpuns___
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Set em up with an interesting fact, knock em down with a dad joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willose22
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I hate those channels that color the old movies

I can’t deal with all the Fake Hues!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juggilinjnuggala
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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What did the artist say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

It's not hue, it's me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DillPickle2186
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I drank some food coloring by accident...

I feel like I dyed a little inside.

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