I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks

One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.

A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:

"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"

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👤︎ u/Kie723
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Help with remembering a joke?

I'm not a dad, and not even English, but a friend's dad would make this joke:

Green green, green green...

Yellow?

Brown, brownbrownbrownbrown, brownbrown, brown.

Pink!

But I'm pretty sure there was more colours in it than that. Can somebody help?

Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Epicentera
📅︎ Oct 13 2013
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