What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant β¦ dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Iβve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(Iβm sorry, itβs a fishy joke)
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I've been listening to Pink Floyd for an hour.
I think I'll skip to track 2 now.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Pink Freud
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︎ Jun 07 2020
So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo
He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac
Weβd have a pink car-nation!
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Whats pink and slippery
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What's small, pink and triangular?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
Itβs a bit of a running joke in the family
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︎ Jun 16 2020
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Damn this pink salt is looking real good today.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery
It's an infantile problem
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︎ Jun 14 2020
The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....
are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Pink Panther's To Do List
- To Do
- To Do
- To Do To Do To Do To Do
- To Doooooooo
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think Iβll call it the dark side of the spoon.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
My son and I were walking down the street and he was saying he didn't know which girl to ask to prom and whether he should get a pink or red corsage. I stopped and said, "you might not even have prom due to coronavirus! You gotta look at the big picture, son."
And we both admired the new mural.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?
The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?
Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
Dead-ant, dead-ant,
Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
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︎ Dec 09 2019
How does Pink order takeout?
I'm comin' up so you better get this pad-thai started.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Whatβs pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?
Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?
Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...
I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What type of pants does pink panther wear?
Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What's the difference between pink and purple?
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?
To do
To do
To do To do To do
To to to to dooooooo
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I've been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun...
but it's beaten me, I've hit a wall
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Whatβs pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
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︎ May 01 2019
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