What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rethinkr
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What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?

A BIson!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGKZMan
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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?

Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chairfairy
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What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?

Salmon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.

Now I have salmonella.

(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eriknobeats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nword55
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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I've been listening to Pink Floyd for an hour.

I think I'll skip to track 2 now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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Pink Freud
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StarPewBall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo

He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sentient_potato1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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Whats pink and slippery

Pink slippers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrDarragoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.

Frankly, it's not her bismuth.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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What's small, pink and triangular?

A small pink triangle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RasputinsPantaloons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2020
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My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog

It’s a bit of a running joke in the family

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndyWR10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...

No, pigs do that!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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Damn this pink salt is looking real good today.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patchoulius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2020
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We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery

It's an infantile problem

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lfantine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....

are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SSEiGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2020
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Pink Panther's To Do List
  1. To Do
  2. To Do
  3. To Do To Do To Do To Do
  4. To Doooooooo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cartermanandpie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2019
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I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.

I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_normski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2019
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My son and I were walking down the street and he was saying he didn't know which girl to ask to prom and whether he should get a pink or red corsage. I stopped and said, "you might not even have prom due to coronavirus! You gotta look at the big picture, son."

And we both admired the new mural.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?

The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MookieV
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?

Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2019
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead-ant, dead-ant,

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2019
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I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"

I said "No. Just pink elephants."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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How does Pink order takeout?

I'm comin' up so you better get this pad-thai started.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mgsyzygy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SennalyeTheChanarat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iainmacg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2019
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What type of pants does pink panther wear?

Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TomCat042
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2019
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What's the difference between pink and purple?

Your grip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2018
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Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?

To do To do To do To do To do To to to to dooooooo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uglygod2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2019
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I've been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun...

but it's beaten me, I've hit a wall

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BiggaTriggaSnigga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2019
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaneTuesday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2019
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The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2020
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What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ims666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swimtoodeep
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