But I joke other places, too.
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Dad: "I didn't see it, I Reddit."
“Hm, that’s a good question, son. I think I have an idea.”
“Okay, dad. What is it?”
“You should post a story about an old man tying balloons to his house to fly away and a Boy Scout joining him as they float down to South America.”
“Why would I post that, dad?”
“Because then when people like it, you’ll get a lot of Up votes.”
What have you got?
It couldn't be father from the truth
Sibling: Wait, our dad was banned from reddit?
Me: No, r/dad
I’m about to ask a friend of mine to Prom, and she’s an exchange student from Denmark. She’s also a huge fan of puns.
Thus, I’ve come to the finest community of Reddit in search of a good Denmark pun. What’s your best??
"well, this way you don't have to have read-it."
(this genuinely happened about a minute ago, he actually left the house)
He said yeah “It’s what a frog says when they turn the page”
Yes
As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.
He responds with "What why would you be on there? I thought you already read it"
Thanks for making my dream come true.
“They have to have had reddit somewhere first”
Hey Dad Jokers, renaming my computer service / repair business and need ideas on new names, give me your best witty dad-joke / name for the company
But no pun-in-ten-did
It's how I met your mother.
Dad hands me a candy, me: "Wonderful!"
Dad hands me another candy, dad: "Two-derful!"
This just happened. Help.
It was a piece of cake.
He responded, "I know you already reddit, but where did you read it?"
I showed him a post on /r/pics about geology, and he looked me in the eye and said "Do you think they call famous geologists 'rock-stars'?
"Guys, we're here to talk about ramp art"
Dad: Where do you find these videos?
Me:I find them on Reddit.
Dad How can you watch a video on Reddit? Aren't you suppose to read it?
Dad- What's this
Me- Reddit
Dad- Well, how could you have read-it when you're just now reading it?
It started off pretty innocently. I was at work doing work stuff (I'm an apprentice boilermaker if you want to know) and came up with this...
Q. How did the bacon get to hospital? A. In the HAMbulance.
Kinda just snowballed from there...
Q. How did the sheep get to hospital? A. In the RAMbulance.
Q. How did the oyster get to hospital? A. In the CLAMbulance.
Q. How did the marmalade get to the hospital? A. In the JAMbulance.
I decided to post my hilarity on Facebook, and my brother in law dropped this one:
Q. How did the martial artist get to hospital? A. In the JEANCLAUDEVANDAMMEbulance.
And my sister chimed in too:
Q. How did the Beaver get to hospital? A. In the DAMbulance.
The next thing I knew, it just wouldn't stop...THEY JUST KEPT COMING OUT OF MY BRAIN!
Q. How did the sweet potato get to hospital? A. In the YAMbulance.
Q. How did the Indian get to hospital? A. In the PAPADAMbulance.
Q. How did the other Indian get to hospital? A. In the WIGWAMbulance.
Q. How did the insomniac get to hospital? A. In the DIAZAPAMbulance.
Q. How did the baby get to hospital? A. In the PRAMbulance.
Q. How did The Flash get to hospital? A. In the SHAZAMbulance.
I went to bed around 8.30pm. NO SLEEP FOR ME, MORE DAD JOKES TO THINK ABOUT!
Q. How did Sean Penn get to the hospital? A. In the IAMSAMbulance.
Q. How did Dr Suess get to the hospital? A. In the SAMIAMbulance.
Q. How did the exhibitionist get to hospital? A. In the WEBCAMbulance.
Q. How did the 80's pop stars get to hospital? A. In the WHAMbulance.
Q. How did the air hostess get to hospital? A. In the PAN-AMbulance.
Q. How did the POW get to hospital? A. In the VIETNAMbulance.
I'm pretty much spent at this point, but thought I would share with you guys. Maybe you've got more of your own to add?
He kinda knows what reddit is, but he always sees me on it. He saw me looking at the Kermit the Frog meme.
Him: Is that Kermit? Me: Yeah. Him: Hes on Reddit? Me: Yeah. Him: Shouldn't he be on Ribbit?
LOLOL
He took half a second to think, and said, "If you live the present, does that make 'reddit,' 'readit'?" I cringed. He was beaming.
The pun wasn't even that good but I bet he was cracking up in classic Fad fashion http://i.imgur.com/M8GlaGh.png
So I saw this in a reddit comment section. The post was an image of a map that had red marks on it. the red marks represented certain events. ( I am also colourblind and i'll have to agree with Guy1 )
Guy1: as a colourblind person i can't see shit
Guy2: check the toilet, they are pretty much all the same.
So this was a really lame joke but it still craked me up.
Picture of the comment: http://imgur.com/FYPPeEl
Post and re-post were sitting on a fence. Post falls off, who's left?
In honor of May Fourth, from /r/funny.
[Its name is Snoo.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vrivy/what_is_your_best_i_cant_believe_i_never_noticed/ceva0sg)
Me: Dad, do you know what Reddit is?
Dad: It's the noise frogs make isn't it? Reddit, reddit
