Does anyone have a palm leaf I can borrow?

I’m asking for a frond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandmaPoses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.

But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

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Clown Fish talking to Jelly Fish...

"I have to live in a Sea Anemone to keep me safe from preditors"

Jelly Fish shows off its tanticles; "With fronds like these, who needs Anemones."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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The best advice for a coral quarrel

Keep your friends close and your anenomes closer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why don’t palm trees ever get lonely?

Because they have lots of fronds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a9lex
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was at the store deciding between a saltwater aquarium and a houseplant to decorate my home. I finally settled on a beautiful fern.

I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why do they say you should avoid Sea Anemones?

Well, they don't exactly call them Sea Afriends do they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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How do you know a palm tree is lonely?

It has no fronds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriskySour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Gardening question: Anyone know a good place to buy a fern?

Asking for a frond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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I thought /r/puns might enjoy these

A couple puns.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal elder who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the elder looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."


There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one).

edit: just a bit of formatting showing difference from one pun the other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-REDDlT-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2012
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What do you call it when a palm tree fakes it's death?

Insurance frond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisfch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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Internet dating is weird...

I saw a palm tree on a dating site. "Not looking for anything serious. Just FRONDS with benefits..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandpathundercat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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Some highlights from our family trip last weekend

Oldest son (at a restaurant): do they accept dogs here? Me: no, it's cash or card

Waitress (bringing our after dinner drinks): I have three ports. Me: it was supposed to be two ports and a starboard

Youngest son (while we were driving): look, a cow... nevermind, it's gone Me: yes, we mooooved on...

Me: those plants around the redwoods are ferns Oldest son: they grow really close to the trees Me: yeah, they're really frondly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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I keep my fern in my bedroom, but only if my aquarium is next to my bed

I've always been told you should keep your fronds close but your anemones closer.

(In comic form)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faschwaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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