Cactus Names Puns

A list of puns related to "Cactus Names"

My wifeโ€™s name is Vera. Every morning I wake up and say โ€œCactus..!!!!โ€

Well itโ€™s quicker than saying โ€œโ€˜Allo Vera...!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/robbiebrown64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I ran into my enemy named cactus the other day

What a prick

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lZombieChaserl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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