Cactus Names Puns

A list of puns related to "Cactus Names"

My wife’s name is Vera. Every morning I wake up and say “Cactus..!!!!”

Well it’s quicker than saying “‘Allo Vera...!”

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👤︎ u/robbiebrown64
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I ran into my enemy named cactus the other day

What a prick

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👤︎ u/lZombieChaserl
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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